A man walks into a bar and sits on a stool. He says to the bartender, "C-c-c-c-an I-I-I-I-I H-a-a-ave a-a-a b-e-e-e-r-r p-p-p-ple-e-ease..."

The bartender looks at the man, "That's one hell of a stutter you got there son," and he goes to get the beer. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "I used to stutter."

The first man was surprised, " r-r-r-eally?"

"Yeah", says the second man "about two years ago, my wife about screwed me to death and the stutter went away. Perhaps you should try that."

"O-O-O-k", says the first man. Then he finishes his beer and leaves.

A couple days later the first man comes back to the bar and sits next to the second man. The second man looks over and ask, "Did it work?"

The first man shakes his head, "N-N-N-o, b-b-b-but y-y-y-y-ou've g-g-got a-a-a l-l-lovely h-h-h-ouse!"