A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve walking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Briton. "They must be British!"

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French!"

"It is obvious they are Russian," argues the Russian. "They have no clothes and no shelter, they have only an apple to eat, and they are being told this is paradise!"